Monday, November 28, 2005


"In response to the growing violence and anti-American sentiments in Iraq, the conscription of American young men is needed, says a rhododendron on the West side of UC Berkeley Campus.

The bush shouted his right wing sentiments as loud as he could, but was only heard by what he calls, "tree hugging pussies."

The listeners in question called the bush a racist and went on to continue their veganism with an added zeal."

~ From UC Berkeley's humor magazine, Heuristic Squelch.