In the four months that I've lived in LA, I've managed to get three tickets. This is unbelievable to me. Two were parking tickets (one for parking during street cleaning and the other for parking in a neighborhood that required permits) and, as of this morning, a ticket for an illegal right on red.
Now I have to go to traffic school, with all the bad drivers out there (like Michelle Rodriguez). This is tragic. To add embarrassment to injury, the cop pulled me over in front of my office building. Good thing I'm new here and hardly anyone recognized me.